Most women CANNOT get away from the moustache, but for backup…do you want to come and meet my GUNS? I don’t know if you heard me, but in the bathroom I did 1,000 pushups…are you impressed?
What would be EVEN FUNNIER would be to watch Mike’s audition tape when he wanted to be a KTVB weatherman in the early 90’s. I’ve got the tape somewhere…
“Now that I have this bitchin’ facial hair, I will finally conquer the friggin’ world…….NO, HETEROSEXUAL MEN CAN STILL WEAR THESE, MAGNUM PI DID!!!!!!!!!!!”
That is just precious…….bless Captain Mike’s heart…….
“Due to the success recently of reality TV shows, we have decided to change our logo to have a more realistic take on our product… after 20 years of eating the product, behold… the new PRINGLES MAN!!!!”
Got chocolate pudding?
Damn it, I hate when I try to be a brown noser and miss!
Oops, I nodded off for a minute there. I hope none of my fraternity brothers noticed. Hey, what’s that awful smell?
Mike worked long hours as a young father and would occasionally fall asleep during mundane household chores, such as changing diapers.
Mike though it strange that Al Jolson greeted him with a kiss.
Ahh, excuseme, do you know how fast you were going?
Soooo, that’s what a dirty sanchez looks like.
Who’s Mike ? Is this someone we should know?
Captain Mike’s alter-ego, “Hot Carl”, hits the nightspots.
How you doooin
Most women CANNOT get away from the moustache, but for backup…do you want to come and meet my GUNS? I don’t know if you heard me, but in the bathroom I did 1,000 pushups…are you impressed?
“No. Seriously doc. Can you use part of this moustache to make my eyebrows look even?”
What would be EVEN FUNNIER would be to watch Mike’s audition tape when he wanted to be a KTVB weatherman in the early 90’s. I’ve got the tape somewhere…
Flavor saver!
What’s that smell?
How about “does this make me look thinner?”
High! I’m Juan Valdez. Would you like some Columbian….coffee?
“Now that I have this bitchin’ facial hair, I will finally conquer the friggin’ world…….NO, HETEROSEXUAL MEN CAN STILL WEAR THESE, MAGNUM PI DID!!!!!!!!!!!”
That is just precious…….bless Captain Mike’s heart…….
I wonder if he was wearing that thing at Sandy Point back in the day.
“Due to the success recently of reality TV shows, we have decided to change our logo to have a more realistic take on our product… after 20 years of eating the product, behold… the new PRINGLES MAN!!!!”
Don Smartass
CEO – Pringles inc.
With this disquies nobody will recognize me, not my wife or 5 girlfriends.
One of Them
“Dastardly deeds done dirt cheep! Even Michael Damian won’t recognize me with this disguise!! Ha ha ha!”