Comments on: Something I can’t explain

By: Steven Dinius

Steven Dinius — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:52:27 +0000

Just don’t tell me Jesus’ PR guy was Kevin Bacon.

By: Has been, never again

Has been, never again — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:49:01 +0000

Proof that Kenny and Jesus may be the same person:

http://www.amazon.com/Keep-Fire-Kenny-Loggins/dp/B0000025H2

By: Cale

Cale — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:36:13 +0000

All the power Jesus has, and the best he can come up with is “Footloose”?

By: ken bass

ken bass — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:12:35 +0000

yes, Akiane is amazing, but, for some odd reason she depicts Jesus as looking like Kenny Loggins! (Jesus is just…”I’m All…Right…”)

By: Er....

Er.... — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:35:06 +0000

I swear…if you start wearing that KFC bucket on your head around the house again….

By: Has been, never again

Has been, never again — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:14:23 +0000

No, because in heaven I’d be musically endowed and have the guitar virtuosity of Eddie Van Halen / Angus Young / Joe Satriani / Jeff Beck / Keith Richards / The Edge and Buckethead COMBINED!

FEEL MY RAGE!!! GOD OF THUND’A!!!

By: Er....

Er.... — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:45:57 +0000

…and of course, Has Been, the fact that you can’t play a lick of guitar would be irrelevant, right?

By: Has been, never again

Has been, never again — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:40:14 +0000

The story on Glenn Beck (two n’s – sorry) talked about how the art is this girl’s interpretation of heaven. I don’t know how familiar folks are with Sylvia Browne, other than her appearances on Montell Williams, but that’s Sylvia’s interpretation of heaven. Bright vivid colors and everyone looking about 30 years old. Uncanny. Two people with pretty much with the same interpretation of a place we could only dream of.

Of course, my interpretation of heaven is a place with all the vices I can’t have (or shouldn’t have) here in this world – rivers and streams flowing with beer, pizza wherever and whenever you wanted it, a pool hall on every corner and Jimi Hendrix & Johnny Cash would be my buds and we cruise around all day on a cloud strummin’ guitars.

By: Er....

Er.... — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:39:23 +0000

Yes but Tommy, you have other ways of being entertaining! ;)

By: tommy

tommy — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:25:39 +0000

Also, today is the last day of her show at the 8th Street Marketplace. Saw it Saturday. Amazing. And here I am, barely able to draw a stick figure.